Marginalia
Seen & Heard
One of the sights most familiar to denizens of the quads is Dean John W. Boyer riding his bike. The more observant may have noticed that the deanly velocipede is a shade shinier this spring. Late last fall, Boyer retired his 12-year-old model, replacing it with a new, green-and-black 26-inch Schwinn. The Core caught up with him and asked a few questions about his life on wheels.
Are there any weather conditions
  you won’t ride your bike in?
  
  Packed ice. But if you ride behind
  CTA buses, it’s OK. Wherever CTA
buses can go, bicycles can go.
How long does it take to get
  to work?
  
  From my front door to my desk,
  about four minutes. Five if it’s a particularly
  windy day.
Do you have a car?
  
  I do. It has very few miles on it.
  I mainly drive it to the Toyota dealer
  to have it serviced.
What do you think of cyclists who
  ride on the sidewalk?
  
  It’s a very bad habit. There are some
  occasions—street repairs and so
  forth—when it’s unavoidable.
Ever been in a crash?
  
  I’ve been knocked down twice.
  Both times, happily, there was no
  damage to me. There was damage
  to the bike.
Why don’t you wear a helmet?
  
  I wear it for longer trips, when I go
  into the city. It’s too awkward and
  cumbersome for the four-minute
  trip to campus.
What do you think about novelty
  bikes, such as fixed-gear bikes
  with no brakes?
  
  Whoever rides such a bike, I hope
  they have a good orthopedist.
